This one's just too funny to not post.
Our school participated in a fundraiser for Muscular Dystrophy this week. To make a long story short, the top four classrooms got some exciting prizes like extra recess with our principal. My first-graders love Mrs. Woodard and were so excited they were saying things like:
"I'm going to sell all my toys to get lots of money to bring!"
"I'm going to bring my report card money!"
At the end of the day the winning classrooms were announced over the loudspeaker. Our class didn't win, to which one of my students replied,
"I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"
I don't think he really got the point of the fundraiser....