I'll assume you're familiar with the character "Dash" from the Incredibles (I think...it's been awhile) for this story.
One of my kids today was supercharged--talked non-stop, hyper, etc. They were all working at their seats, talking amongst themselves, when I said, "Please find the word dash and glue it in the right place."
All of the sudden, Hyperkid yelled, "HEY! I'm wearing Dash underwear!"
The entire class (seriously, even my kids with ADHD) turned around to look at Hyperkid. No one knew what to say, but finally one managed to say,
"B, you really shouldn't say that to girls. Or your teacher."