I'll try to remember this the best that I can.
We were having a discussion about Easter and why we celebrate it. Okay, we weren't because I teach in a public school; my kids were having a discussion about Easter.
These are their takes on Easter:
"Well, basically, the pilot (Pilate) wanted Jesus to die so he killed him."
"God and Mary got married and then they had Baby Jesus."
"Jesus could have escaped all the beatings if he wanted to but he was just too tired because they were bad."