What a Weird Day.

My kids were in a crazy mood yesterday, which I secretly enjoyed.

Here are three fabulous quotes I heard:

"Hey Mrs. Overman, I won the hearing test this morning!  Yep, I had to take the hearing test--and I won!"

"I had to go to the doctor, so that's why I was late.  I have this skin that keeps coming off behind my ear, you know?  And it itches.  So the doctor had to write me a new permission slip for more cream."

"I agree with Junie B. Jones.  Kindergarten should be called something less than first grade, like half grade, because you learn in Kindergarten.  But preschool--it should be called zero grade because you learn NOTHING there."