Remember I eat lunch with my kids? I almost always get more information than I need there.
So yesterday a little girl said to me, "Mrs. Overman, my mom has a new boyfriend. He is WAAAY handsomer than the old one. And he doesn't drink beer either really. AND my dad has a new girlfriend. She's trying to quit smoking but she ran out of gum. I think the dog ate it. And the gum didn't work."
Well, this way I'll have things to talk about at conferences.
BTW--if you're a parent, I am SO just kidding.