I have a SMART Board, a.k.a. God's greatest gift to teachers in the digital age.
A.k.a. an "interactive whiteboard."
Just picture a giant computer screen that you use digital markers with.
Well, much to our disappointment, our SMART Board isn't interacting with us. *sniff*
The tech people were in my room making a last-ditch effort to fix it before they called the SMART company people, and one of my boys goes,
"You know, for being a SMART Board, it's really not so smart!"