Don't read this if you think bathroom stories are inappropriate--or you're opposed to the word "butt."
My colleague in first grade shared this with me today. She has a squirrley class, to put it mildly. She'd finally gotten them calmed down and working quietly on their math papers when one little boy asked to use the bathroom. He went in and apparently was in there for a very, very long time. She finally heard a little voice in there saying:
"I'm wiping my butt now!!!!"