We were having recess inside today and some of the kids were playing "house." The dad of the house, Bode, came running up to me and said,
"Mrs. Overman, I am soooo not ready to have kids yet."
I was already cracking up.
"Why's that, Bode?"
"Well, see my kids over there? [points to a group of kids sitting in the corner] They're not going to bed like I said, so they're just going to have to sleep in their pretend puke. I wish they'd just go to bed. I think I might just never have kids."
"Bode, you know, it doesn't get any easier when you're a grown up. Good luck."