If you didn't know me that well, you will now.
Most kids at some point usually notice how hairy my arms are (yeah, I know, next time you see me it's all you'll think about). Anyway, at recess a student commented,
"Wow, your arms are very hairy!"
I've learned to laugh at this stuff, so I said, "Yeah, I know, I'm going to have to start brushing them soon."
Her eyebrows wrinkled in confusion and she said, "Why? Do they get tangled a lot?"
Not a good day for self-esteem...