Monday, March 5, 2007

Thanksgiving Turkey

My mom teaches with a first-grade teacher who every year assigns a short writing task to her students: How to Cook a Turkey. She gets the typical responses:

"Put it in the oven until the timer goes off."

"Clean it out and bake it."

You know, the normal responses of seven-year-olds.

The winner, however, penciled:

"Put it in the oven and drink a beer!"

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