I was asked a question today that none of my students have ever asked before.
To give you some background, this kid's dad works third shift and his mom works second, so basically, someone is always working at his house...no parent is ever really home at the same time.
Back to the question he asked. We'll call him B.
B: "What's your job, Mrs. Overman?"
Me: "Honey, this is my job. I teach you. Just like this."
B: "No, I mean what do you do at night?"
Me: "Well, I grade papers, do dishes, walk my dogs, work out, eat dinner...normal stuff."
B: "NO! WHERE DO YOU WORK?"
Seriously, I couldn't get this kid to understand that teaching is my only job.