I teach next to this cool lady who is just hilarious. A couple of years ago my job was to pull one of her kids each morning for a reading program. We ended up having this discussion out of the blue:
D: "Mrs. Overman, Mrs. Hauser says we can eat a lot of grass and not get sick."
Me: "What? Why were you talking about that?"
D: "Well, because T eats A LOT of grass."
I can just picture how this classroom discussion went...