By now you can probably guess who this story's about.
No background info necessary at this time. Here it is:
J's birthday is tomorrow. So during a meeting time this morning he says, "Hey guys, my birthday's tomorrow!"
Of course, as is typical, the kids ask, "How old will you be?"
Here I interject, "Fifty, right, J?"
J: "No, no, I'll be sixteen!"
I'm thinking he is just kidding--until I turn around...he's totally serious.
Me: "J, honey, you're not going to be sixteen."
J: "Oh yeah, that's right, I'll be six!"
Me: "No...you'll be seven."
Okay...time for a practical life lesson...How To Know How Old You Are.