I've been married for two and a half years now, and I've had to have the "having-a-kid conversation" with many people (right, Mom?). However, I didn't think this would be a conversation I would have with a seven-year-old this morning...or ever. Mind you, I had been awake for about an hour and managed to be at school for an early meeting when this conversation occurred:
M: "Is this a picture of your kids?"
Me: "No, I don't have kids. Just dogs."
M: "You're married, right?"
M: "And you don't have kids? Is that because they're a lot of work?"
She must hear that at home...