One of my students (we'll call him F) lived in Nebraska before coming to Indiana. Today we were working on a map project about parts of the United States and were talking about the Midwest. This particular student was working with another little guy who came up to me and thus began the discussion:
K: "F says since he used to live in Nebraska he can speak their language really good."
Me: "You know they speak English there, right, K?"
K and I both look at F at the same time to witness the biggest smile on F's face...what a stinker!