I have to squeeze out all the Little J stories I can since we only have 2 days to go...here's a good one for you.
Little J: Mrs. Overman, I wish I had a kuh-lone.
Me: What? Cologne?
Little J: NO! No, kuh-lone.
Me: Cologne...why, do you think you stink?
Little J: NO! NO! NO! Kuh-lone! A kuh-lone is somebody who looks just like me!
[I'm thinking, honey, you're a twin, you have that already]
Me: Oh, clone. Why?
Little J: Then I could sit at home all day and do nothin' while he does all the work.